I see you. Stupid RPG. Thought I'd fail a perception check just because I haven't played you? I'm insulted that you'd assume so little of me. I'll show you: I'll play you till you beg me to stop. Minions! Bring me my calendar!

I play lots of games. I have played lots of games. But as the following extraordinary radar chart demonstrates, there's a severe lack of games that incorporate elements of metal mesh undergarments in my library. In short, I have an RPG deficiency. Here, look, it tells you what things are in games I have:

What this is saying, clearly, is that I need to play some more RPGs. It also said I should think of twelve and start from there. It also reminded me that it's been a while since I called my mum, the nagger.